OMG this is a PHONE?

My inlaws still have a rotary phone in their house.

You know the kind. Everyone had one. The kind that the phone company rented to our parents and nobody even knew that they were paying by the month for this clunker of a phone.

Well, the girl, she just found it and was like, "what is this?"

Yes, the girl who loves to talk on the phone. Didn't know it was a phone.

"OMG, this is a PHONE? How do I use it? When do I stop pulling this circle? It takes so long to use!"

Sigh. I'm old.